Submissions

Please use the form below to submit your company for ridicule and debasement (oh yeah, and possible venture capital funding). We have a long drawn out submission process where we allow you to do your song and dance elevator pitch while silently judging your clothes, gestures and lack of a solid Mid-western accent.

About 30 seconds in we usually go, “Okay, stop there, I’ve heard this one before. Sounds like…What does this sound like Zenboy?”

Zenboy: “Sounds like a cross between Titanic and Kill Bill.”

“Oh yeah…NEXT!”

But if you make it past 30 seconds you are probably in.

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