Idea by Dave, thanks Dave!
In order to capture a niche market of web surfers, a new social networking platform has been announced. Sh*#tfaced is an open-source, social networking platform targeted at SUI’s (Surfers Under the Influence) – a growing demographic of online searchers.
With an easy interface, (so easy a drunk could use it, heh), users are able to design their social networking site into a dizzying array of animated backgrounds, simultaneously running videos and clashing music audio, much like how MySpace is like now.
You are able to send drinks to unsuspecting TOA’s (Targets of Affection) and (totally hetero) man-crushes.
The current demographic is mostly males in their early twenties that are either in a frat house or would like to get into one. Very few women are part of the Sh*#tfaced network, which tends to lead to virtual beer-can-crushed-against-the-forehead competitions, armwrestling, and endless virtual drinking games. Most comments displayed have a version of “This place is a sausagefest. Let bounce, brah.”
The photos displayed are typically lots of crowd shots in darkened interiors with harsh flash lighting on grinning people looking like they are really trying hard to manufacture some good ol’ alcoholic fun. Hey, it ain’t fun unless there’s at least one drunken brawl, don’tcha know.
Add photos, design an avatar for the 3D “Passout Party” room, and virtually drink the night away!
“It’s like a modern day vomitorium, totally Roman, bro. Or Latin or something. Whatever. Anyway’s it tits man, yeah tits,” comments one inebriated participant.
Test the limits of virtual alcohol poisoning with Sh*#tfaced!
Next stop: AlAnonster.