Google releases Gaascii – ASCII-based internet search

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Late last night, Google silently released a new version of internet search based on the old school ASCII formatting –

something they are tentatively calling “Gaascii.” This new method of internet search will allow users to search all

websites and have the results returned to them in simple, ASCII-based results.

Google CEO Eric E. Schmidt couldn’t contain his glee at the press release, just shortly after 9pm PST yesterday:

“Finally, I could pull out my old dot-matrix printer, and put it back to use. I don’t know about you, but I was getting

tired of having to program in ASP, .NET and even HTML – ASCII is much cleaner.”

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Google CEO Eric E. Schmidt

“With Gaascii, everything on the internet will be converted to ASCII formatting – pictures, movies, javascript –

everything,” Schmidt added.

With this announcement, simultaneously Schmidt also announced the conversion of other Google properties to this “new/old”

way of rendering the internet:

* YouTube will now become ASCII-tube

* Google Earth will become Gaasci-earth

* Google Maps will simply become Maasci

In response to this announcement, millions of internet users (mostly those that frequent porn sites) responded

with horror. “What, do I have to start looking at ASCII photos of naked women again? I mean, what is this – 1982?” said one.

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