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Want to take a break from tweeting? On vacation, or just living a boring life? Roboo will take over your tweets for any set period of time ranging from day, week – or forever! It can adjusted for different settings such as “A cry for help” (otherwise known as “Goth” mode), Plugged in travel warrior (Or “Boyer” mode), Spoken Word Poet (“Wangzen” mode), “Paris Hilton”, and “Get a life” (or “Boring” mode). More settings coming soon!

Ability to scrape Digg, Slate, Technorati, ZNet and more to have current commentary on the hot happenings in your world. Location specific mode available with trip specifications during major holidays.

Able to also detect pauses in twitting so that it can fill in days where you can’t be bothered, or in case of a untimely death. All major credit cards accepted.

Flanj is the flash point of Web 2.0, a crossroads of the social –social (“nice” groups on facebook, linkedin) and the antisocial-social (hate groups within the social groups. Flanj is the online meeting space where the user-generated flaming of yore ends and the blietzkrieg massing of vlog carpetbombing begins. Think of it as the ‘nuclear option’, where it’s not really an option, but a threat. Peace takes diligence and a fearful respect of the technology the future brings. Like Tony Stark says in Iron Man “Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?” nuff said.

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