McCain Last Ditch Attempt at Online Ads – He Got It...

The McCain camp, after learning this past weekend that not only was Colin Powell supporting his opponent, but that Barack Obama has raised a...

Sarah Palin “turkey interview” shows Palin-drones reprogrammed with insensitivity to death

Just in time for Thanksgiving, we received this Palin-drone update: Federal prosecutors, after learning about the Palin-drone conspiracy (as reported here first on yooryoo), have...

Leaving behind his Zune and iPod, Obama spotted with “state of...

After rumors surfaced late last week that President-elect Obama was working out in a Philadelphia gym with a Zune MP3 player, journalist zealots have...

Palindrone – special election update: When Robots Attack

A few weeks ago, yooRyoo ran an exclusive feature on a small robotic firm located on the icy tundra in Alaska that unleased horrific...

Canaanite 2.0: McCainonites Untie on the Iraq/Pakistan border!!

Canaanite 2.0, aka "McCainonites," are a modern version of the biblical Canaanites, who were smitten by the Israelis back when toilet paper was a...

Obama2.0 – Making the president cool again!

Web 2.0 technology has created a new and improved presidential candidate, dubbed Obama2.0. The hierarchical, top down administration has been combined with the advantages...

Sarah Palin releases new Web 2.0 technology to offset McCain’s ignorance...

In a second surprise announcement today, the McCain campaign released plans for a new micro-blogging service company led by the new presumptive Vice-Presidential candidate,...

New Online Political Poll finds 97% of the country hasn’t been...

In this particular heated election year, a rise of online political polling has spread like a virus on the internet. At any given count,...

Telepromptya – a technological cheat sheet for dumbasses Republicans

As noticed by many observers, during the last presidential debate, the Democratic candidate seemed rational, giving real world answers to questions, while his opponent...

Blagojevich decides to turn Illinois into an online gambling website

In the midst of corruption allegations and the call for him to resign his post (before he's led off in handcuffs), Governor Rod Blagojevich...