Leaving behind his Zune and iPod, Obama spotted with “state of...

After rumors surfaced late last week that President-elect Obama was working out in a Philadelphia gym with a Zune MP3 player, journalist zealots have...

Evil robotic firm unleashes “Palin-drones” on the world

"Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?" Deep in a bunker somewhere up in the Great White North, an evil...

Sarah Palin releases new Web 2.0 technology to offset McCain’s ignorance...

In a second surprise announcement today, the McCain campaign released plans for a new micro-blogging service company led by the new presumptive Vice-Presidential candidate,...

McCain follows Obama’s lead – inserts campaign ads into Xbox 360...

By now, you may have already heard the news that the Obama campaign has started inserting campaign ads into console video games (if you...

Canaanite 2.0: McCainonites Untie on the Iraq/Pakistan border!!

Canaanite 2.0, aka "McCainonites," are a modern version of the biblical Canaanites, who were smitten by the Israelis back when toilet paper was a...

Obama2.0.1 – president elect brings government online; web surfers bored after...

President-elect Obama has already taken an aggressive approach to bringing the government online. With his new website www.change.gov and promising to promote his...

Emmit the Blade Runner to “retire” Palin-drones

Senator Ted Stevens is the latest fallout from the discovery of Palin-drones in our nation's government. Last week, Sen. Stevens - from Alaska -...

Obama2.0 – Making the president cool again!

Web 2.0 technology has created a new and improved presidential candidate, dubbed Obama2.0. The hierarchical, top down administration has been combined with the advantages...

Friday Fishwrap (8-19-08): McCain invents the Blackberry

Happy Friday, everyone! Every Friday, yooRyoo posts a few fun, online videos that will help you make it through the day and safely into...

Palin-drones receive firmware update: Palin performs flawless imitation of Tina Fey

In a surprise twist, Republican Vice Presidential Palin-drone robotic candidate Sarah Palin has decided to launch a web-exclusive imitation of Tina Fey doing an...