YouBetcha.com – Sarah Palin launches online shopping/auction site

In a surprising career turn, Sarah Palin - in the midst of her hectic talk-show circuit - announced this week that she will be...

Emmit the Blade Runner to “retire” Palin-drones

Senator Ted Stevens is the latest fallout from the discovery of Palin-drones in our nation's government. Last week, Sen. Stevens - from Alaska -...

Leaving behind his Zune and iPod, Obama spotted with “state of...

After rumors surfaced late last week that President-elect Obama was working out in a Philadelphia gym with a Zune MP3 player, journalist zealots have...

Blagojevich decides to turn Illinois into an online gambling website

In the midst of corruption allegations and the call for him to resign his post (before he's led off in handcuffs), Governor Rod Blagojevich...

Google search shows actor/comedian Michael Palin picked as the Republican Vice...

Much confusion was generated on the internet this weekend when Google searches for "Governor Palin" resulted in websites related to former Monty Python regular performer Michael...

Telepromptya – a technological cheat sheet for dumbasses Republicans

As noticed by many observers, during the last presidential debate, the Democratic candidate seemed rational, giving real world answers to questions, while his opponent...

Introducing the first ever political holodeck: the Palindome!

Fans of Gene Rodenberry are delighted to hear that the 2008 presidential campaign has finally see the release of a previously top-secret "Palindome." With...

Friday Fishwrap (8-19-08): McCain invents the Blackberry

Happy Friday, everyone! Every Friday, yooRyoo posts a few fun, online videos that will help you make it through the day and safely into...

Palin-drones receive firmware update: Palin performs flawless imitation of Tina Fey

In a surprise twist, Republican Vice Presidential Palin-drone robotic candidate Sarah Palin has decided to launch a web-exclusive imitation of Tina Fey doing an...

Evil robotic firm unleashes “Palin-drones” on the world

"Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?" Deep in a bunker somewhere up in the Great White North, an evil...