Canaanite 2.0: McCainonites Untie on the Iraq/Pakistan border!!

Canaanite 2.0, aka "McCainonites," are a modern version of the biblical Canaanites, who were smitten by the Israelis back when toilet paper was a...

YouBetcha.com – Sarah Palin launches online shopping/auction site

In a surprising career turn, Sarah Palin - in the midst of her hectic talk-show circuit - announced this week that she will be...

Obama2.0 – Making the president cool again!

Web 2.0 technology has created a new and improved presidential candidate, dubbed Obama2.0. The hierarchical, top down administration has been combined with the advantages...

Evil robotic firm unleashes “Palin-drones” on the world

"Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?" Deep in a bunker somewhere up in the Great White North, an evil...

Friday Fishwrap (8-19-08): McCain invents the Blackberry

Happy Friday, everyone! Every Friday, yooRyoo posts a few fun, online videos that will help you make it through the day and safely into...

Obama2.0.1 – president elect brings government online; web surfers bored after...

President-elect Obama has already taken an aggressive approach to bringing the government online. With his new website www.change.gov and promising to promote his...

Please Vote – but check those pesky machines!

A sincere plea from yooRyoo today: it's an important election day. Please - whatever you do - get out there and vote. Even if...

Blagojevich decides to turn Illinois into an online gambling website

In the midst of corruption allegations and the call for him to resign his post (before he's led off in handcuffs), Governor Rod Blagojevich...

Palin-drones receive firmware update: Palin performs flawless imitation of Tina Fey

In a surprise twist, Republican Vice Presidential Palin-drone robotic candidate Sarah Palin has decided to launch a web-exclusive imitation of Tina Fey doing an...

Google search shows actor/comedian Michael Palin picked as the Republican Vice...

Much confusion was generated on the internet this weekend when Google searches for "Governor Palin" resulted in websites related to former Monty Python regular performer Michael...