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Toot 2.0 - now available for the iPhone 3G!!!

July 21, 2008 By: cboyer Category: microblogging No Comments →

toot2.0 - toot on your iPhone

In a rush to release a new iPhone application through Apple’s iTunes store, Toot 2.0 has just been released for the new 3G platform.

Toot is a microblogging technology that allows connectivity to your online friends similar to Twitter. Using bio-tech implants, Toot allows you to automatically update your health status on the fly! Through wireless connectivity, Toot implants convey your biometric information status to a website console that integrates with all social software platforms (Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, WhoIsI). Imagine conveying your health status in 140 characters or less - what a breakthrough!!!

Now available for the iPhone, Toot 2.0 is already gaining a wide acceptance with users:

  • “I waited in line two hours at the Apple store for my iPhone, had to wait another 45 for AT&T to run a background check and initiate my cell phone account…now I can’t wait to get home and Toot on my iPhone!” said one Apple zealot.
  • Another user wrote: “I have been Tooting all day and all night since I got my new iPhone. It feels great - but I wonder if there is some way I could wash off my phone - it’s beginning to smell.”

Forget Twitter, forget FriendFeed, forget Google Talk - it’s time to Toot 2.0 on your iPhone!

Information regarding Toot1.0 can be found -> here.

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It’s time to Toot!

June 12, 2008 By: cboyer Category: microblogging 5 Comments →

Forget Tweeting - it\'s time to Toot!Forget Twitter, forget IM, forget Skype – it’s time to Toot! Toot is the latest in technology that allows connectivity to your online friends. Based on patented bio-tech implants, Toot allows you to automatically update your health status on the fly! With built-in wireless connectivity, our Toot implants convey relevant biometric information status to our servers, which are then translated into status updates that integrate seamlessly with all social software platforms. Available in English, French, German, Spanish, Russian and Kanji.

Testimonial from a new Toot Subscriber: “Wow - when I first started Tooting, I wasn’t quite comfortable with it. I felt a bit embarassed doing it in public. But now that I got the hang of it, I Toot all day long. Now that I connected this to my Blackberry, I can toot in the elevator, on the subway - even at home, in bed, under the covers. I am not sure what life was like before Tooting - but it’s certainly much better now!”

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Have you Iboo’d?

June 12, 2008 By: cboyer Category: microblogging 3 Comments →

Iboo

Combing the latest in mobile connectivity, Iboo’s platform converges GPS technology with Twitter-like functionality, with frequent updates to your connected community as to your exact location – at any given point in time. Built an a scalable platform, Iboo can be configured to provided second-by-second updates through a micro-blog, and sent to your friends’ mobile devices. Sample:

  • 12:04am – in bed, sleeping on left side
  • 12:05am – still in bed, turned onto your back
  • 12:06am – stirring in bed – cat jumped on bed
  • 12:07am – in the bathroom, taking a pee
  • 12:08am – back in bed – threw the cat out of the room

These interesting updates can be configured to be sent to any mobile device, iPod touch, PDA, PC, Mac or Linux platform.

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Roboo - automate your tweets!

June 12, 2008 By: zenboy Category: Social Media, microblogging No Comments →

roboo - automate your tweetsWant to take a break from tweeting? On vacation, or just living a boring life? Roboo will take over your tweets for any set period of time ranging from day, week – or forever! It can adjusted for different settings such as “A cry for help” (otherwise known as “Goth” mode), Plugged in travel warrior (Or “Boyer” mode), Spoken Word Poet (“Wangzen” mode), “Paris Hilton”, and “Get a life” (or “Boring” mode). More settings coming soon!

Ability to scrape Digg, Slate, Technorati, ZNet and more to have current commentary on the hot happenings in your world. Location specific mode available with trip specifications during major holidays.

Able to also detect pauses in twitting so that it can fill in days where you can’t be bothered, or in case of a untimely death. All major credit cards accepted.

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