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White Space…peace & tranquility on the web

June 26, 2008 By: cboyer Category: Internet No Comments →

White Space - peace & tranquility when surfing the webWebsites today have become an annoyance - there is just too much content packed into a single page layout: display ads on the right hand side, annoying sponsor ads across the top of the page, confusing navigation on the left hand side and unverified content in the middle. It’s enough to give us all a headache.

Luckily, there is a solution…

Introducing White Space, an add on to every major supported browser, that allows users to liberate themselves from all this irritating webcontent, and surf the web in peace and tranquility. Here’s how it works:

After installing White Space, the application will automatically lay patented white filters over all content on your browser to “white it away”…and that’s all….now surfing can be light and free again.

White Space…

Peace and Tranquility…

Peace of Mind…

White Space

Typical Website Screenshot when using White Space

Typical Website Screenshot when using White Space

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iInternet

June 13, 2008 By: zenboy Category: Internet No Comments →

Sick of how the internet has become a cesspool of cheesy scraped content, thin affiliate marketing pages, porn and gambling websites? Well, step aside, for a new technology has been born: the iInternet, the internet for the internet!

Going back to the origins of the Internet as a place of learning with the free exchange of ideas among enlightened academics, hi-octane scientists and engineers have created a sort of internet for the Internet.

The Internet was very pleased: “FInally, a place to call our own! Now every site I see doesn’t have to be about porn or gambling, or the egocentric solipsistic whinings of privileged technocrats complaining about how awful their life is - how ’bout me! I’m the one that has to listen to all this crap!”

The iInternet was built as a joint project between IBM, Microsoft, Oracle, Sun Microsystems Google and Al Gore. Apple was notably excluded from discussions. The iInternet has been housed within the tesseract of a wormhole and for now is pristine, truly knowledge driven and uncommercial.

But that may change. The Internet was heard mumbling, ‘Great, now how are we going to make money off this?’

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