The 12 days of Xmas – yooRyoo style
In honor of the holiday gift-buying season, yooRyoo presents our version of the 12 Days of Christmas – featuring our most popular products and stories of 2008.
If you want to buy any of the below special offers, please email your credit card information to an undisclosed Nigerian bank where we hold our accounts.
Happy Holidays!
On the 12th day of Christmas, yooRyoo gave to me….
Twelve free lives in the popular First-Person Shooter game Miracle at St. Obama
Eleven dollars off your first purchase at Sarah Palin’s discount online clothing store, YouBetcha.com
Ten lines of original source code for Microsoft’s “Chrome browser” competitor – Rust
Nine free profile listings (with endorsement by Chuck Norris) on the social network – MyFistYourFacebook.com
Eight free in-game advertising placements left over from the failed McCain In-Game Ad Campaign
Seven month free subscription to inter-office dating platform – Snatch!
Six free “wife” avatars in the virtual online game “Second Wife”
Fffffiiivvvvve OnStarbucks
Four pictures from LOLroadkill
Three Tap-o-wiki’s
Two free shots of Google Juice
and a Toot in a disabled Palin-drone robot!
