Obama2.0 - Making the president cool again!
Web 2.0 technology has created a new and improved presidential candidate, dubbed Obama2.0. The hierarchical, top down administration has been combined with the advantages of social networking and grass roots support and fundraising.
It was determined (through a series of exhaustive online surveys) that the candidate be multi-racial, liberal, very well-spoken, highly educated, with just a smattering of negatives to make him feel more real and less plastic than John Edwards. From YouTube endorsements (I’ve got a crush on Obama) to celebrity endorsements ( Scarlett Johansen) the story of Web 2.0 technology Obama2.0 is like something out of a Silicon Valley think tank. Which he is.
Expected to poll well in a variety of communities - both online and in real-life, Obama2.0 is a “mash-up” of previous presidential candidates, including John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, and Jimmy Carter. This real-life avatar expects to be downloaded heavily in November, in full expectation of it’s initial release.
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June 17th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
McCain 2.0?
John McCain is trying to out 2.0 Barack Obama by replacing his body parts with cybernetic implants starting with his pancreas. Barack Obama is well known for his use of the Internet as a factor to the success to his campaign from raising record amounts online to the viral video “I have a crush on Obama.” McCain’s earlier attempts including attending a rave under the influence of Viagra to hitting on Lindsay Lohan while under the influence of Viagra (Lohan not McCain) to his rap group “Keating Five” met with some skepticism. If successful in the polls, additional implants are expected to follow.
“We believe a Robo-McCain is the future,” said spokesman Brandon Sawyer. “After his liver, we’ll be installing an automatic pistol in his right calf to handle terrorists and an internal speaker in his right ear before the debates. We hope to have speech capability by the inauguration.”
It was also reported that a through cleaning out of McCain’s “series of tubes” would also make him popular with the “Internet Generation.”
But Barack Obama is not standing idly by. Stung by accusations of his lack of experience, he racked up over 20,000 experience points in the game World of Warcraft becoming a 17th level Paladin and a proud owner of an “Orb of Gyax.” There were rumors that Barack had his daughters rack up the experience points.
“Not true,” said an Obama spokesperson. “He climbed that roster ladder himself and he didn’t buy those swords on E-Bay.” Clinton’s camp accused Obama of using Chinese “gold farmers” to increase his gold stash.
June 20th, 2008 at 5:24 am
There is a good site about Obama 2.0 - http://www.obama2.com
August 10th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
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November 13th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Look for an upcoming, updated blog post about Obama 2.0 this weekend at http://www.yooRyoo.com. Until then, check out this:
Rumor has it that Sarah Palin is now launching her very own online shopping website (called YouBetcha.com). Full story here: http://is.gd/7lns